Every day in May we’re counting down our favorite kpop music videos from 2010 to 2012.
Today, at #28, we have…
Nillili Mambo by Block B.
So, I learned lots of things from this, uh, masterpiece, and I’m here to share the wisdom.
Like first, really bad, culturally appropriated hair can apparently help you be able to sense without looking whether your large plastic diamonds are fake, or whether they are really REALLY fake.
21st century pirates are a thing, and they:
1) look like this
2) pillage… industrial shipyards…I guess…
The spoils of pillaging very obviously plastic diamonds from the Ali Express shipping container…
…are obviously best shared in wildly public places, not back at HQ
I was gonna say something here about what appears to be the Korean equivalent of the mafia teaming up with 21st Century Ali Express Pirates
But then immediately after, before I could, there was this, uh… chicken
and then a chicken chase… participated in by neither the Korean mafia or the pirates…
and then I sort of lost the plot.
If you can make better sense of it than me, please, be my guest. All I know, is this video was a wild ride and I loved every minute of it.
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